Music, of a sort. Sound required.
One of my least favorite tasks at work is something called case reading. Those of us in the Central office have to proofread the information electronically sent to us from the centers across the state. It is an incredibly boring thing to do, made worse by the fact that the centers think I’m just a librarian-in-a-bun fussbudget. I didn’t ask for this task. At the end of the weekly “joy” I invariably say, “There’s an hour/90 minutes/two hours of my life I’ll never get back.”
Until recently, I had to tell the MIS folks that I had completed the venal job. But rather than just write, “Done with casereading”, I would, as my own personal protest, take some music I was listening to, probably something I got from Fred Hembeck, and alter the title with a form of the word casereading. It’s very Loganian. (Loganesque?)
I’ve Got Casereading Under My Skin
Let Me See His Casereading Nose
Casereadin’ on Heaven’s Door
Signed, Sealed, Caseread, I’m Yours
Casereading in the Dark
If You Caseread Somebody, Set Them Free
The Consequences of Casereading
Don’t Think About Her When You’re Trying to Caseread
Casereading with the King
It Was the Casereading Talkin’ (Not Me)
Drops of Casereading
You’ve Really Got A Casereading on Me
I Feel The Casereading Move
Giving You The Best That I Caseread
You Can’t Case Read in a Buffalo Herd
Every Casereading Tells A Story
In Memory of Elizabeth Caseread
The Revolution Will Not Be Caseread
What Casereading Is This?
Hark! The Herald Angels Caseread
Our Casereading Is Here To Stay
Can’t Fight This Casereading
Five Casereaders Named Moe
The Good, The Bad, and the Casereading
Somewhere Down The Crazy Casereading
I’ve Been Casereading You Too Long (To Stop Now)
Casereading Makes You Happy (Sha-Na-Boom-Boom)
I Can’t Caseread You Baby
In Memory of Elizabeth Caseread
Jackie Wilson Said (I’m In Heaven When You Caseread)
Casereading No. 5
Don’t Case Read in Anger
You Caseread Me Too Much
It Ain’t Over Till the Fat Lady Casereads
Don’t Let Casereading Turn You Around
I’ve Got a Casereading (times two)
Casereading on the Souls of Her Shoes
A Small Casereading of Value Will Come to You, Shortly
That’s Right (You’re Not from Caseread)
This Old Caserereading of Mine (Is Weak for You)
Heaven Must Have Caseread You
Casereaders on the Storm
Old Casereaders at Home
Have Yourself A Merry Little Caseread
Way Over Caseread in A Minor Key
Your Casereading Is Gonna Come
TRYIN’ to throw your CASEREADING around the WORLD
Betcha By Caseread, Wow
It Don’t Mean A Caseread If It Ain’t Got That Swing
Drug Store Case Readin’ Man
All Caught Up In Casereading
Hey Hey (Casereading Comin’)
El caseread pasa
What A Casereading World
Neither One of Us (Wants to be the First to Say Caseread)
(Don’t Worry) If There’s Casereading Below, We’re All Going to Go
(You Caught Me) Casereadin’
Casereading Nikki
Lay Your Casereading on Me
I’m Just Talkin’ About Casereading
I Ain’t Gonna Case Read My Heart Anymore
When the World is Casereading Down, You Make the Best of What’s Still Around
The Last Caseread Evening
There Is Casereading On Your Mind
Song for a Future Casereading
Big Rock Caseread Mountain
Tonight The Caseread’s On Me
Hey Jack Casereader
An American in Caseread
Do Nothin’ Till You Caseread from Me
Caseread Comes Hard To Me
Busy Doin’ Casereadin’
Sexual Casereading in the Workplace
Funkier Than A Casereader’s Tweeter
I Don’t Want To Be A Casereader
The Big Bright Green Caseread Machine
The Old Account Was Caseread Long Ago
The Nest That Caseread the Sky
Like A Songbird That Has Caseread
1st Movement Caseread from the Rach. 3
Gee, Officer Caseread
Beware Caseread
When A Man Loves A Caseread
The Great Wall of Caseread
The Low Spark of Case-Read Boys
Trash, Trampoline and the Caseread Girl
The Miseducation of Caseread Hill
Sit Down, You’re Casereadin’ the Boat
Do You Want to Know a Caseread
Gee Caseread Ain’t I Good for You
I’m Putting All My Eggs in One Caseread
One Case, One Read
Casereading in my heart
Casereading on the Moon
Flushed from the Caseread of Your Heart
The Ballad of Caseread Brown
Shame on the Casereading Name
Dazed and Caseread
Caseread in Vermont
Casereading Mussels (from the shell)
Ruby, Don’t Caseread Your Love to Town
Komm, Gib Mir Deine Caseread
Soul Sister, Brown Caseread
Leave My Caseread Alone
For Caseread, Whenever I May Find Her
Hey Jack Caseread
Mama, He Treats Your Caseread Mean
Casereading the Clouds Away
As Joseph Was a-Casereading
Casereading Letter 23
I Heard the Bells on Caseread Day
Caseread Derby Queen
Caseread in Your Own Hometown
It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Casereading)
Will It Go Round in Caseread
Love’s in Need of Caseread Today
Take Me Out to the Case Read
Casereadin’ Round Crying
Only Casereading Can Break Your Heart
If I Had Possession Over Casereading Day
