MOVIE REVIEW: Get Low

The movie Get Low was occasionally laugh-out-loud funny, but it wasn’t cornpone humor as it might have been portrayed.

When I was growing up, living next door to my Grandma Williams’ house in Binghamton, NY was a crotchety old man named Pete Nedahall – not sure of the spelling. We – my sisters, my grandma’s next-door neighbors on the other side, and I were mighty afraid of him. If you stepped on his property to retrieve an errant ball, you were afraid that this stocky man might come out, wearing a T-shirt and boxer shorts, with a pitchfork, which he did from time to time. But mostly he yelled at us in his thick eastern European accent, perhaps Hungarian. Some of the neighbor kids would taunt him. His wife Kate was actually relatively pleasant to us, but when she died, he became even more embittered.

In the new movie Get Low – though it has a 2009 copyright – Felix Bush (Robert Duvall) plays a similarly onery hermit with a shotgun who decides to hold his own funeral, while he was still alive. The local pastor Gus Horton (Gerald McRaney) won’t help Felix with his plan, despite his large wad of “hermit money”, but the local funeral director Frank Quinn (Bill Murray) is not so fussy. Aided by his assistant Buddy (Lucas Black), Frank helps Felix promote the party. Meanwhile, someone from Felix’s past, Mattie Darrow (Sissy Spacek), returns to town, which proves to be a complicating factor, as does his relationship with another pastor, Charlie Jackson (Bill Cobbs).

The movie was occasionally laugh-out-loud funny, but it wasn’t cornpone humor as it might have been portrayed. This is largely a function of the acting. Duvall has visited similar characters before, most notably in The Apostle, my favorite movie starring him. This is not as good a movie, but his performance is equally solid. Also to be noted is Bill Murray, who has learned in middle age, how to ratchet back his comedic characters and still be funny. I also liked Lucas Black, who I doubt I’ve ever seen in a film.

The movie is based on a true story, which apparently meant the funeral part, but not the back story about why he was closed off for four decades. Interestingly, there were critics who liked the movie very much, save for the more-or-less transparent ending. While I can see their point, the penultimate scene worked for me because of the sheer force of Duvall.

Besides, knowing the ending got me to thinking about old Mr. Nedahall, who I hadn’t crossed my mind in decades, and what secret pain he might have been experiencing those many years ago.

Majorly Personal Meme

Because I can, I’ve combined the Sunday Stealing meme that they split into Part 1 and Part 2; but I’m only doing half of Part 2, because I just discovered there’s a Part 3!

1. Are you happier now than you were five months ago?

Probably not. That was the month the local Albany YMCA closed, and I went from playing racquetball four or five times a week to a couple times a week at Siena College, which proved to be unworkable, to not at all.

2. Have you ever slept in the same bed with anyone that you shouldn’t have?

In the long run, no.

3. Can you sleep in total darkness?

Yes, but unless I am extremely tired, not in total silence. I like white noise.

4. Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, the one who got away, what do you say?

“Hello.” Hey, that ship sailed.

5. What do you think about the weather this summer?

Hot for Albany. Haven’t checked the story, but there was a headline in the local paper revently asking if Albany, NY’s weather in the future will be more like North Carolina’s has been traditionally.

6. How many people do you trust with everything?

Everything? Maybe 2.

7. What was the last thing you drank?

Flavored water.

8. Is there anyone you want to come see you?

I haven’t seen my eldest niece in person forever. And she hasn’t met her young cousin Lydia.

9. Name one thing you love about winter?

Fewer bugs.

10. Have you ever dated a Goth?

No.

11. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?

Nothing in particular. Or everything.

12. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?

Nothing in particular.

13. What’s the longest that you have committed to one person and one person only?

12 years and counting.

14. What’s the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?

Looked at the clock, rolled over and closed them again.

15. Has anyone ever told you they never want to ever lose you?

Yes.

16. Is there anybody that you wish you could fix your relationship with?

Yes, more than one.

17. Could you go out in public, looking like you do now?

Not yet, but it’s 5:30 a.m. But I wouldn’t get arrested.

18. Do you think things will change in the next 3 months? How?

There will be elections. The Republicans in Congress will regain the House, though not the Senate. Lots of “controversial” legislation will pass in the lame duck session, which the GOP will unsuccessfully try to overturn. There will be even worse gridlock in Congress in 2011 than before.

19. Do you believe that you never know what you got until you lose it?

Sometimes.

20. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

It’s been true from 5th grade on that most of my best friends were female. I had one good male friend in high school, one in college (both Pisces, interestingly, as am I), and usually one or two subsequently, but it wasn’t until the last 10 years that I had a coterie of male friends.

21. If you were to live your life without your best friend, what would change?

I’d keep even more things to myself.

22. Tell us about an era of your life that you really miss.

Miss? Don’t think so. I can look back fondly on certain periods, but there were downsides to all of them. Now is better, though I really miss the melanin on my face.

23. Have you ever been betrayed by someone that came as a complete surprise? Without revealing the person, if yes, tell us about it.

Yes. Affairs of the heart.

24. Do you ever think that is a good idea to hide your feelings?

Sometimes.

25. Tell us about your favorite year when you were a student.

Frst year of library school, 1990-91. I got recruited to be the student president, I found that I liked school and was good at it.

25. When was the last time you were in a very good mood? What caused it?

Almost certainly music was involved.

26. Have you ever had a romantic relationship with a sibling of a good friend?

No.

27. Tell us about the last thing that you did that you truly regret.

No. It’s funny, I’m sure I’ve regretted a lot of things, but I think we have a filter to try to obliterate them.

28. When did you laughed today?

I laugh a lot, actually. I laugh when I write or say something that made someone else laugh, e.g. I laugh when I hear a certain song.

29. Do you trust easily?

Probably not.

30. What do you care about that you wish more people would?

Littering. I mean people dropping candy wrappers on the ground two feet from the garbage can. Make an effort, people!

30-Day Challenge: Day 24-Something Embarrassing In Your Room

There are squares of odd colors on the walls. Am I embarrassed?

Nothing. Damn, this could have been a REALLY short post. But…

OK, there may be dirty clothes on the floor at times, or maybe the bed’s unmade. But embarrassing?

I have a stuffed bear in my room named Gunther and a monkey named Oscar. Sometimes they talk to me. Am I embarrassed? I am not.

OK, let’s go around the house, find something REALLY embarrassing. Well, the office is a mess right now, and this time, it’s mostly MY fault. The guest room is actually LESS messy than it used to be.

My wife had great expectations about painting the entire first floor this summer; she got through one room. So in the other rooms, there are squares of odd colors on the walls. Embarrassing? Heck, no; adds character to the house.

The kitchen has a motif that was probably dated when it was done in the 1970s. Embarrassed? Obviously, you don’t know me well.

There IS something perhaps mildly embarrassing in the upstairs bathroom, which is the crumbling tiles, but they’re covered up; what you can’t see can’t embarrass me.

H is for Halal and Haram

So is kosher halal, or vice versa?


I was watching ABC News (US) last month, and there was a piece about Air National Guard members from Illinois putting pallets of meals onto a C-130H at Bagram Airfield, Afghanistan. The Meals Ready to Eat would be delivered to Pakistan as part of a relief mission after the devastating floods. What I noticed is that every single box I saw was labeled, in a very large font, HALAL.

So what IS halal? The best site I’ve come across is from IFANCA, the Islamic Food and Nutritional Council of America, which defines it: “Halal is an Arabic word meaning lawful or permitted. The opposite of halal is haram, which means unlawful or prohibited.

Halal and haram are universal terms that apply to all facets of life.” So the terms are not in reference to food, though this discussion will be. “While many things are clearly halal or haram, there are some things which are not clear. Further information is needed… Such items are often referred to as mashbooh, which means doubtful or questionable.
All foods are considered halal except the following (which are haram):
Swine/Pork and its by-products
Animals improperly slaughtered or dead before slaughtering
Alcoholic drinks and intoxicants
Carnivorous animals, birds of prey, and certain other animals
Foods contaminated with any of the above products
Foods containing ingredients such as gelatin, enzymes, emulsifiers, and flavors are questionable (mashbooh), because the origin of these ingredients is not known.”

There is a growing number of businesses in countries that are not predominantly Muslim producing foods that are certified as halal. This is less a function of cultural sensitivity than good business practice. A market research report from Packaged Facts suggests that food manufacturers consider kosher and halal certification for wider appeal, driven not just by religious considerations. “Companies should consider the marketing push and public perception of safety that comes with kosher certification and the far broader export opportunities that come with halal certification.

“Regarding halal foods, the market researcher said that there is ‘a dearth of reliable market data’ but cited the Malaysian Ministry of International Trade and Industry – where halal trade is of increasing importance – which estimates the market value for halal foods in the US at $11.6bn, and $548bn worldwide.

“The report also suggested that Canada presents broadening market opportunities for halal foods, with the number of Canadian Muslims set to double from 600,000 in 2000 to 1.2m in 2010, and a lack of convenient outlets for halal foods.”

KFC is going halal in the UK, and there are hundreds of halal Subway restaurants there. The US halal product directory includes foods from companies ranging from Ben & Jerry’s ice cream and Cabot Creamery to General Mills, Gerber and Kraft. Here’s the list of organizations accredited by the Halal Certification Authority in Australia – which means Vegemite is halal. (Not that I would ever eat it again.)

So is kosher halal, or vice versa? Well, yes and no. Certainly, both sets of food laws come from Abrahamic traditions, though there are specific rituals involved in slaughtering meat, e.g.; not incidentally, the rules for both kosher and halal are exceptions to the general rule in the United States that animals should be stunned before being killed. PunkTorah asks, Can Jews Eat Halal Meat, and if so, might that be a way toward peace?

Muslim-American Demographic Facts

ABC Wednesday – Round 7

 

Laborious Day

Just got my performance review this week, which went all right. I purloined a good portion of my self-evaluation from this blog. Seriously. It made it so much easier to write since I tend to dread it.

I saw this article 10 Things You Wish You Could Tell Your Boss, but are afraid to, lest you get fired. And in this economy, that’s a legitimate fear. At the end of the article, the author asked readers to throw in other pieces of advice.

For me, it is not to tell me I’m “empowered” to do something for which I have been given no resources whatsoever. Yes, there’s a particular job that I have in mind.

Also, to amplify one of the choices given, Don’t take credit for my work. You MAY say, “We designed this,” if I designed it, as we are part of a team. However, you may NOT say, “I designed this.” You will really tick me off if you do. This actually happened in my current job, with a previous boss. Her I did not like, but she’s long gone.

Song appropriate for the day by the Isley Brothers and the Average White Band.

Speaking of a piece of work, the late Vince Coletta was mentioned recently by two bloggers I know personally. First, Alan David Doane bemoans the fact that the very first book about an inker is someone who he (and many others) believe was one of the WORST working inkers in comicdom. Then Fred Hembeck is interviewed for TCJ, and he tells the story of DC Art Director Colletta dissing his work. Now, I’ve read this tale before; Fred might have even told me before. But there was one tasteless detail that I never knew before, or had long forgotten.

The late Rod Serling, of course, worked on the classic TV show the Twilight Zone. Gordon links to a lost Serling interview from 1970, the year I had the opportunity to (sort of) introduce him at an assembly at his high school alma mater. And Gordon even namechecks me in the intro! As I noted in the comments to the piece, it was painful to watch Serling fumble to light his cigarette then hear him say that those things were going to kill him; five years later, he proved to be right.

Finally, a mother is worried about her 16-year-old son’s infatuation with an older woman. Seems like a reasonable choice when it’s Betty White, who won Emmys in 1952 (as a co-producer, no less), in 2010, plus a few in between. If not the hardest working actress on TV, she’s certainly one of the longest working.

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