The notion that I should limit my birthday to, I don’t know, 24 hours, is such a silly notion when I can be celebrating it all month. And I know that you meant to get me something a couple of weeks ago, but you just didn’t know what to pick out. (It CAN be tough.) I know you are very upset about this, as well you might be. Well, I’m here to tell you that your existential agony could be over!
All you need to do is Ask Roger Anything. That’s right, ask me ANYTHING. Anything at all. And, here’s the kicker – I have to answer it, in this here blog. The answer must be, more or less, truthful, though, if, given the opportunity, I might just obfuscate a tad.
And if you’re shy and prone to embarrassment, you could even e-mail your questions to me at rogerogreen(AT)gmail(DOT)com. The rest of you brave souls, though, can leave yours in the comment area of this particular post.
Oh, I should note that I’m not one of those take-take-take kinds of people. For similar requests, I’ve provided questions to Lefty Brown and Jaquandor, here and here, among others.