I snagged this from Jaquandor, again. “You answer each question with three words, and only three words. Three. ‘Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.'”
At least three answers I just stole outright.
1. Where is your cell phone?:
Missing in action.
2. Your boyfriend?:
I need definition.
3. Your hair?:
Less than most.
4. Where is your father?:
Buried in Carolina.
5. Cheesecake?:
I’d love some!
6. Your favorite thing to do?:
Listen to music.
7. Your dream last night?:
Out of focus.
8. Your favorite drink?:
White, white wine.
9. Your dream car?:
Do not care.
10. The room you’re in?:
Warm and messy.
11. George Bush?:
Well, which one?
12. Your fears?
Nothing jumps out.
13. Nipple rings?
No, thank you.
14. Who did you hang out with last night?
My work colleagues.
15. What you’re not good at?
Most mechanical things.
16. Your best friend?
Pick just one?
17. One of your wish list items?
American Beatles discs.
18. Where did you grow up?
Binghamton, New York.
19. The last thing you did before survey?
Attendede a workshop.
20. What are you wearing?
The usual fare.
21. Tattoo on the small of a back?
No tattoos, thanks.
22. Ketchup?
On French fries.
23. Your computer?
A necessary evil.
24. Your life?
Usually in flux.
25. Your mood?
Usually in flux.
26. Missing?
Raoul, Nancy, Donna.
27. What are you thinking about right now?
Three-word answers.
28. Your car?
Don’t drive it.
29. Your work?
Stimulates my brain.
30. Your summer?
It’s all right.
31. Your relationship status?
Off the market.
32. Your favorite color(s)
Green, blue, purple.
33. When is the last time you laughed?
Just this morning.
34. Last time you cried?
Not that hard.
35. High school?
Was all right.
ROG