Luddite

OK, I’m not quite that, but I AM not what this piece would call an Early Adopter of Technological Innovations, either:
the first 2.5% of the adopters are the “innovators”
the next 13.5% of the adopters are the “early adopters”
the next 34% of the adopters are the “early majority”
the next 34% of the adopters are the “late majority”
the last 16% of the adopters are the “laggards” (or Luddite)
I’m probably “early majority” on a few things, “late majority” on most, and a “laggard” on more than a few.

This article describes “How to identify an early adopter of the Next Big Thing”. This SO not me.

I remember kicking and screaming into the compact disc age. I mean, I had 1200 albums. Are they going to become obsolete? (Answer: largely.) My first CD purchases were new albums (Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits was definitely one), and lots of greatest hits (Elton John, Billy Joel for two) after friend Broome bought me the first four Beatles’ albums on CD and I was unable to play them.

I also had some DVDs (for free from cereal boxes), and the machines had achieved at least a 50% penetration when I finally got a player about a year and a half ago.

I still don’t own a Palm pilot (and would be afraid to do so, lest I lose it and become totally paralyzed). I’m currently without a cell phone (though that, unfortunately, will change soon), and I think Blutooth is what someone with bad dental problems suffers from. (Diffusion is the process by which a new idea or new product is accepted by the market, in case you were wondering.)

On the other hand, I never got stuck with a Betamax. I always felt sorry for Beta, which was widely considered the preferable technology, but lost out because SONY was outmaneuvered.

To my everlasting glee, I NEVER owned an eight-track. I was in someone’s car listening to The Beatles Again (that was the title), and in the middle of “Rain” , a the-minute song, the machine switches tracks. “You’re kidding!” I said out loud. “I will NEVER buy that technology. It’s stupid!” And apparently, I was right…for once.

What got me, blogger for little over a year, when seemingly half the world has been doing it forever, thinking about this, is an article in Advertising Age this week about “The Man” (their words invading My Space

http://www.myspace.com/vspink is a site for Victoria’s Secret
http://www.myspace.com/deadmanschest is the site for the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie
http://www.myspace.com/anythingbutcute is a too cute site for the Dodge Caliber
http://www.myspace.com/666, of course, is the site for the remake of The Omen. I may not know what to do with my three-month old MySpace space, but corporate America sure knows what to do with theirs.

(And I’m still having enough technological problems with Blogger that I cannot lift a comic strip into this post, one that says: “No matter how far technology advances, there will never be a better computer accessory than dot matrix printer paper.”)
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I was reading an article about net neutrality in the Wall Street Journal and was thoroughly confused. I went to the Wikipedia site and got even more confounded. Fortunately, the article in this week’s Metroland, currently here, but likely in the June 15 archives after next week, explains it in a way that even I can understand it. Oh, yeah, I’m in favor of net neutrality.

Saddam, Hitler and Margaret Hamilton


One of the wonderful thngs about being from a small city is that the folks love to own you. Jamestown, NY loves Lucille Ball, a native daughter. Binghamton loves Rod Serling, where he grew up, even though he was born in Syracuse.

Albany touts award-winning writer William Kennedy, who wrote Ironweed, among many other works. Not quite at his stature (yet) is Gregory Maguire, pictured above, who has written a number of books, some for children, others for the general reader. The most famous of these is Wicked, which was turned into a Tony-award winning musical. Wicked is the story of the Wizard of Oz from the Wicked Witch of the West’s point of view, and fairly sympathetic at that.

Gregory Maguire spoke at the Albany Public Library a couple months ago. He was very funny, engaging, witty. One of the things he discussed was the inspiration for Wicked, which was the first Gulf war in the early 1990s. He was living in Britain at the time and was reading the press reports that Saddam was as bad as Hitler. Hitler: that brought him short. For Hitler is the touchstone by which all others can be measured. (Recall, if you will, the suggestion by some that W’s policies, and the public reaction, or lack, was like Hitler in 1933 – most responses were viscerally intense.)

Well, Maguire didn’t want to write about Hitler anyway. He’s not a historian. Besides, lots of people had already documented him. Well, who else epitomized evil nearly as well?

Why, the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz! As performed by Margaret Hamilton, she embodied intimidation – “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!” – and threats of torture – “How about a little fire, Scarecrow?” – all with that hideous laugh, and of course, green makeup. [Your Kermit the Frog reference here.]

Flag


I’ve always been fascinated by the American flag. It seems very…efficient. The 50 stars, the 13 stripes. When Vermont and Kentucky became the 14th and 15th states, the flag had 15 stripes, but soon, it became clear that adding a stripe with every state would become unworkable. A brief history can be found here. It’s good to know that if we get a 51st state, there’s already a flag designed.


But I never understood the term “red, white, and blue”. Sure, it’s the color of the flag, but it’s also the color of the British Union Jack. Look at pictures of flags of the world,
and you notice lots of them in that basic color scheme, in places like France, and our good friend, Cuba, not to mention Chile, the Czech Republic, Iceland, Norway, and, of course, Liberia.

Anyway, happy Flag Day.

Confessions of a Listy

OK, I admit it: once upon a time, I actually got excited when some magazine or newspaper would put out a list of the best of something. Rolling Stone magazine put out far more lists than this article would suggest. There were earlier lists of greatest albums and songs, I’m certain. At some point in the mid-1990s, I know there was a list of greatest albums of the 1980s. I remember because I owned 9 of the top 10, and I received the 10th, Richard and Linda Thompson’s Shoot Out the Lights (#9) for my subsequent birthday. But the overkill in recent years has diminished the thrill.

Likewise, when the AFI came out with 100 years, 100 movies (1998) or 100 years, 100 legends (1999), I was interested, but when they went after laughs (2000), thrills (2001), passions (2002), heroes & villains (2003), etc., the formula started to wear on me. The one exception was the movie quotes in 2005, only because they have so influenced the language. (The whole AFI list of nominated films and winners can be found here.) There’s a new one tomorrow night on CBS, “100 years, 100 cheers”. Eh. Maybe I’ll record it to watch later in the summer when even JEOPARDY! is in reruns. BTW, “Due to licensing restrictions, the telecasts of the AFI 100…100 Series are not available for distribution or purchase on DVD or VHS.” In case you were looking.

Entertainment Weekly came out with the 25 most controversial films last week. I saw the cover on the floor and tried to guess some of the choices. Interestingly, the first two I thought of were “Last”: “Last Temptation of Christ” and “Last Tango in Paris”, both of which were on the list, and neither of which I have seen. My third was “The Life of Brian”, which I saw, but which was not on the list.
The full list, with the few I’ve seen in italics:
1. The Passion of the Christ (2004) – directed by Mel Gibson
2. A Clockwork Orange (1971) – directed by Stanley Kubrick
3. Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) – directed by Michael Moore
4. Deep Throat (1972) – directed by Gerard Damiano
5. JFK (1991) – directed by Oliver Stone
6. The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) – directed by Martin Scorsese
7. The Birth of a Nation (1915) – directed by D.W. Griffith
8. Natural Born Killers (1994) – directed by Oliver Stone
9. Last Tango in Paris (1956) – directed by Elia Kazan
10. Baby Doll (1956) – directed by Elia Kazan
11. The Message (1977) – directed by Moustapha Akkad
12. The Deer Hunter (1978) – directed by Michael Cimino
13. The da Vinci Code (2006) – directed by Ron Howard
14. The Warriors (1979) -directed by Walter Hill
15. Triumph of the Will (1935) – directed by Leni Riefenstahl
16. United 93- directed by Paul Greengrass
17. Freaks (1932) – directed by Tod Browning
18. I Am Curious (Yellow) (1969) – directed by Vilgot Sjoman
19. Basic Instinct (1992) – directed by Paul Verhoeven
20. Cannibal Holocaust (1985) – directed by Ruggero Deodato
21. Bonnie and Clyde (1967) – directed by Arthur Penn
22. Do The Right Thing (1989) – directed by Spike Lee
23. Kids (1995) – directed by Larry Clark
24. Caligula (1980) – directed by Tinto Brass
25. Aladdin (1992) – directed by Ron Clements and John Musker
I was glad to see this list, if only because it reminded me of films that had slipped my mind (Freaks, The Message), or that I did not know about at all (Baby Doll, Cannibal Holocaust).

Finally, I happen to know, by heart, the list of the greatest home run hitters in Major League Baseball (numbers as of end of Sunday):
Henry Aaron 755
Barry Bonds 716, and counting (OK, kvetch because I know you will)
George Herman Ruth 714
Willie Mays 660
Sammy Sosa (juiced?) 588
Frank Robinson 586
Mark McGwire 583 (probably juiced)
Harmon Killebrew 573
Raphael Palmiero 569 (caught being juiced)
Reggie Jackson 563
Mike Schmidt 548
Ken Griffey, Jr. 547, and counting
Bonds and McGwire were supposedly mortal locks to pass Aaron, as was Griffey, before he started getting hurt. The steroid controversy has diminished the home run, but I’m convinced it has also made certain players more vulnerable to injury, notably McGwire. (I’ve never heard allegations about Griffey, though.) And at the rate he’s been hitting homers this season, Bonds will never pass Hammerin’ Hank, either, which is all right by me.

What Time of Day Am I?

You Are Sunrise

You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary.
You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward.
Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You’re often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.
All in all, you know how to love life for what it is – not for how it should be.

I’m sunrise? I’m exhausted at sunrise!
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From a school faculty newsletter:
“Next Time, Try a Ruler: The eight, long awaited replacement pillars, for Schenectady’s Historic City Hall’s clock tower, finally arrived. They were two feet too short. Dah! (Gazette, 5/11/06)”
“Dah”?! “Duh!”, maybe, or “D’oh” , but “Dah”?
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On-Demand News Videos on AOL:
“Naked Protesters Take to the Streets
Dozens of bicyclists rode nude through downtown Mexico City to demand respect from motorists. (June 10)”
From an AP feed, and not as provocative as you might think (or hope).
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Peter Schaap of ESPN narrated a serious report yesterday for ABC News on racism in soccer, with players from Africa playing for European teams being taunted even by their own fans. Anchor David Muir’s encapsulation: “The dark side of the world sport,” which, unfortunately I thought was, unintentionally, quite funny.
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Johnny B and Mike Sterling let us know that Jaxon, the legendary underground comic book artist whose work I’ve enjoyed, died recently.
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Go read this post about blogging frequency that ADD posted.

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